{"id":939,"date":"2005-01-26T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finnur.net\/blog\/?p=939"},"modified":"2005-01-26T22:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T22:31:00","slug":"939","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/939\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Mi\u00f0vikudagur 26. jan\u00faar 2005<\/h3>\n<p><strong>\u00derj\u00f3skari en \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>\u00dea\u00f0 er or\u00f0i\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 sv\u00e6fa hana \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanu.  \u00cd fyrsta lagi er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 leggja svefnvopn #1 \u00e1 hilluna, en \u00fea\u00f0 var brj\u00f3stagj\u00f6fin.  \u00cd sta\u00f0inn er kominn st\u00fatbolli sem \u00d6nnu finnst gaman a\u00f0 naga h\u00e1lfmj\u00fakan st\u00fatinn \u00e1, enda \u00ed s\u00edfelldum tannt\u00f6kum.  H\u00fan r\u00f3ast n\u00fa eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 drekka mj\u00f3lkina samt, en yfirleitt ekki n\u00f3g til a\u00f0 sofna \u00ed fanginu \u00e1 manni.<\/p>\n<p>Eftir mj\u00f3lkina leggjumst vi\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 er alveg \u00f3tr\u00falegt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 \u00f6llu \u00fev\u00ed sem h\u00fan tekur s\u00e9r fyrir hendur til a\u00f0 sofna ekki.  Trikk #1 er a\u00f0 hrista hausinn.  Trikk #2 er a\u00f0 veifa h\u00f6ndunum og\/e\u00f0a sn\u00faa \u00feeim \u00e1 alla kanta og\/e\u00f0a lemja \u00feeim \u00ed d\u00fdnuna\/koddann.  Trikk #3 er a\u00f0 heimta a\u00f0 setjast upp\/skipta um stellingu og sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 rosalega merkilegt \u00e1 n\u00e1ttbor\u00f0inu og vilja fara \u00feanga\u00f0.  Trikk #4 (og mj\u00f6g vins\u00e6lt) er a\u00f0 r\u00edfa \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r snu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00fan er alveg a\u00f0 sofna og gr\u00fdta \u00fev\u00ed eins langt \u00ed burtu og h\u00e6gt er, segja svo &#8220;dudda datt&#8221; og vilja n\u00e1 \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0.  Trikk #5 er a\u00f0 pota \u00ed andliti\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r e\u00f0a toga \u00ed h\u00e1ri\u00f0 mitt.  Trikk #6 er a\u00f0 sparka af s\u00e9r s\u00e6nginni og veifa l\u00f6ppunum &#8230; og \u00feannig m\u00e1 lengi telja.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er skemmst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 getur n\u00fana teki\u00f0 klst e\u00f0a meira a\u00f0 sv\u00e6fa hana \u00e1 morgnana og \u00fe\u00e6r eru gj\u00f6rsamlega b\u00fanar a\u00f0 gefast upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sv\u00e6fa \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanu \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lanum &#8211; nema ef h\u00fan sofnar \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r fara me\u00f0 krakkana \u00ed g\u00f6ngut\u00far \u00ed vagni.  Jafnvel ef \u00e9g set hana \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 sitt og skil hana eftir \u00fe\u00e1 kemur sm\u00e1 m\u00f3tm\u00e6lav\u00e6l og s\u00ed\u00f0an bara stendur h\u00fan e\u00f0a situr hlj\u00f3\u00f0l\u00e1t og b\u00ed\u00f0ur eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g k\u00edki \u00e1 sig.  \u00c9g hef l\u00edka s\u00e9\u00f0 hana liggja og blikka augunum eins og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri alveg a\u00f0 sofna, en svo r\u00edfur h\u00fan sig upp&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e6tursvefninn gengur svona lala.  H\u00fan vaknar yfirleitt \u00e1 4ra t\u00edma fresti og svolgrar \u00ed sig vatn.  \u00cd n\u00f3tt f\u00f3r \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 h\u00fan vakti fr\u00e1 2 til 4 enda \u00e9g alltaf a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan sofna\u00f0i svo \u00e9g g\u00e6ti fari\u00f0 \u00e1 kl\u00f3i\u00f0.  H\u00fan \u00ferj\u00f3ska\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 svo \u00e1 endanum vakti \u00e9g Finn og l\u00e9t hann taka vi\u00f0 og f\u00f3r \u00e1 kl\u00f3i\u00f0.  A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u sofna\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00e1 honum (j\u00e1, &#8220;\u00e1&#8221; honum, sem er enn\u00fe\u00e1 mj\u00f6g svo vins\u00e6l sofnustelling) \u00e1 nokkrum m\u00edn\u00fatum&#8230;  sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir fyrir greyi\u00f0 Finn a\u00f0 h\u00e9\u00f0an \u00ed fr\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur hann alltaf vakinn \u00feegar h\u00fan vaknar&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi\u00f0vikudagur 26. jan\u00faar 2005 \u00derj\u00f3skari en \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0&#8230; \u00dea\u00f0 er or\u00f0i\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 sv\u00e6fa hana \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanu. \u00cd fyrsta lagi er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 leggja svefnvopn #1 \u00e1 hilluna, en \u00fea\u00f0 var brj\u00f3stagj\u00f6fin. \u00cd sta\u00f0inn er kominn st\u00fatbolli sem \u00d6nnu finnst gaman a\u00f0 naga h\u00e1lfmj\u00fakan st\u00fatinn \u00e1, enda \u00ed s\u00edfelldum tannt\u00f6kum. 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