H\u00f6fu\u00f0rugl<\/strong> Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, partur af TGR papp\u00edrsvinnunni er a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00ferj\u00e1r manneskjur til a\u00f0 skrifa undir plagg um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r vilji lesa og kvitta fyrir doktorsverkefninu m\u00ednu, hven\u00e6r \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum sem kemur a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g fari \u00ed raun a\u00f0 setja svolei\u00f0is saman. \u00c1 \u00feessu bla\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur l\u00edka a\u00f0 setja m\u00f6gulegan titil \u00e1 verkefni\u00f0 sem getur veri\u00f0 hausverkur. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, ein af \u00feessum manneskjum er yfir-pr\u00f3fessorinn minn (lei\u00f0beinandinn minn er ekki proffi, en hefur samt a\u00f0gang a\u00f0 peningum svo hann getur fj\u00e1rmagna\u00f0 nemendur eins og mig) og hann er miki\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 fara eftir b\u00f3kinni.<\/p>\n Hann var \u00fev\u00ed miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fdta \u00e1 mig um hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 gera, \u00e9g gaf honum \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g vilji gera (athuga yfirbor\u00f0sbergm\u00e1l af Mars sem eru undir svo litlu horni a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r r\u00e9tt sleikja yfirbor\u00f0i\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 sem gervihn\u00f6tturinn sem sendir \u00fat merki\u00f0 er r\u00e9tt svo kominn yfir sj\u00f3ndeildarhringinn). Hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 j\u00fa, \u00fear v\u00e6ru holur \u00ed \u00fee\u00f3r\u00edunni sem gladdi mig. S\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3r hann hins vegar a\u00f0 \u00fdta eftir \u00fev\u00ed hvort m\u00e9r finndist \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i skemmtilegt og j\u00fa \u00e9g sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fyndist svona “simulations” skemmtilegar. <\/p>\n Vatt hann \u00fe\u00e1 ekki kv\u00e6\u00f0i s\u00ednu \u00ed kross og vildi endilega a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6ri a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00e1 endurvarp fr\u00e1 \u00edspl\u00e1netum!!! Og j\u00e1, l\u00e6ra \u00ed lei\u00f0inni um hvernig graf\u00edska f\u00f3lki\u00f0 b\u00fdr til endurvarp fr\u00e1 h\u00fa\u00f0, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 svipa\u00f0 og \u00eds… \u00deannig a\u00f0 j\u00fa, \u00e9g f\u00f3r og k\u00edkti a\u00f0eins \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 litla sem \u00e9g hef fundi\u00f0 (\u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g tala ekki sama tungum\u00e1l og graf\u00edska f\u00f3lki\u00f0…) er a\u00f0 allt svona er “cheap hack” og \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir mig a\u00f0 gr\u00e6\u00f0a nema \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 b\u00faa til b\u00ed\u00f3mynd og hef\u00f0i heilan herskara af t\u00f6lvum til a\u00f0 vinna fyrir mig. E\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 held \u00e9g amk. <\/p>\n En \u00e9g var sem sagt \u00ed h\u00e1lfger\u00f0u sjokki yfir \u00feessum vendingi \u00ed manninum \u00fear til vinkona m\u00edn sem vann fyrir hann \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r og h\u00e6tti s\u00ed\u00f0an r\u00e9tt \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00fan f\u00e9kk tauga\u00e1fall sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri svona eins og pinball mask\u00edna. Fengi rosalegan \u00e1huga \u00e1 einhverju og vildi endilega f\u00e1 mann til a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0, en missti svo \u00e1hugann \u00e1 efninu eftir einhverjar vikur e\u00f0a m\u00e1nu\u00f0i og \u00fe\u00e1 k\u00e6mi hann me\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 n\u00fdtt. \u00dea\u00f0 r\u00f3a\u00f0i mig talsvert og n\u00fana held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tli bara a\u00f0a halda mig vi\u00f0 mitt og sj\u00e1 hvort \u00e9g n\u00e1i ekki a\u00f0 krafsa eitthva\u00f0i \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n Hins vegar sag\u00f0i ma\u00f0urinn margt anna\u00f0 af viti l\u00edka, eins og a\u00f0 \u00e9g komist ekki miki\u00f0 lengur upp me\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa ekki lesi\u00f0 m\u00e9r miki\u00f0 til um \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 gera, heldur spyr a\u00f0allega annan mann \u00e1 h\u00e6\u00f0inni r\u00e1\u00f0a. S\u00e1 hefur unni\u00f0 vi\u00f0 svipa\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 gera \u00ed tugi \u00e1ra… En doktorinn \u00e1 v\u00edst a\u00f0 vera um a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gengl\u00e6ri eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0, sj\u00e1i a\u00f0 einhver hafi ekki “fitta\u00f0” l\u00ednu vi\u00f0 \u00feessi \u00e1kve\u00f0nu g\u00f6gn, \u00feannig a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gerir “fitti\u00f0” sj\u00e1lfur, allir segja \u00fah og ah, og manni er hleypt \u00fat!<\/p>\n Talandi um a\u00f0 sleppa h\u00e9\u00f0an, \u00fe\u00e1 var\u00f0i vinkona okkar, h\u00fan Viola, doktorsverkefni\u00f0 sitt \u00ed g\u00e6r me\u00f0 miklum gl\u00e6sibrag. \u00c9g var svoldi\u00f0 abb\u00f3 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan vinnur fyrir kvendoktor, \u00e9g v\u00e6ri alveg til \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 str\u00e1karnir s\u00e9u ekkert agalegir svo sem, nema stundum!! En hennar verkefni var einmitt mj\u00f6g svo geranlegt, ekkert ge\u00f0veikislega fl\u00f3ki\u00f0, sem s\u00fdnir manni enn og aftur a\u00f0 helsti \u00fer\u00f6skuldurinn er a\u00f0 skildgreina helv. vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 og leysa \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an bara… \u00c9g er bara ekkert svakalega g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed svolei\u00f0is.<\/p>\n Ah, well. Annars vona \u00e9g a\u00f0 dagurinn \u00ed dag ver\u00f0i r\u00f3legri en dagurinn \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3ta snemma um morguninn til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 l\u00e1na\u00f0 lykla a\u00f0 st\u00f3ra 46m disknum, s\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3r \u00e9g me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed n\u00e6sta bekk \u00fear sem \u00e9g sat alveg g\u00e1ttu\u00f0 yfir \u00f6llu sem leiksk\u00f3lakennararnir ger\u00f0u me\u00f0 b\u00f6rnunum \u00e1 r\u00famri klukkustund. \u00dea\u00f0 var leiki\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00e1puvatn, leira\u00f0, dansa\u00f0, andlitsm\u00e1la\u00f0, leiki\u00f0 me\u00f0 d\u00fdr, perlufestir, \u00feykistu hr\u00e6riv\u00e9lar og \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 og hva\u00f0. Anna st\u00f3\u00f0 sem eins og hetja, l\u00e9k s\u00e9r bara og var ekkert feimin. \u00de\u00e6r voru vo\u00f0a \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ar me\u00f0 hana.<\/p>\n \u00cd h\u00e1deginu var svo fyrirlesturinn henn Violu og eftir a\u00f0 Anna var farin \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lann hitti \u00e9g \u00e1samt hinum \u00cdslendingunum \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum h\u00f3p af \u00fatskriftarnemum \u00far verkfr\u00e6\u00f0inni \u00ed H\u00cd. \u00c9g leiddi s\u00ed\u00f0an nokkra af \u00feeim upp h\u00e6\u00f0ina og vi\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0um st\u00f3ra diskinn. Restin af h\u00f3pnum elti Loga, Styrmi og Bj\u00f6rginv og ger\u00f0a \u00fdmislegt anna\u00f0 skemmtilegt. Sem sagt fullt pr\u00f3gram – og n\u00fana \u00e1 morgun erum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed \u00cdslendinga-\u00fatilegu sem ver\u00f0ur \u00f6rugglega mj\u00f6g gaman! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Ok, best a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 taka til h\u00e1degismat hana \u00d6nnu sem er b\u00fain a\u00f0 sofa s\u00faperlengi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" F\u00f6studagur 20. ma\u00ed 2005 H\u00f6fu\u00f0rugl\u00deetta er n\u00fa b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera meiri vikan… \u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera \u00ed h\u00e1lfri kleinu en n\u00fa held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00e1ttum aftur og er \u00fea\u00f0 gott. \u00dea\u00f0 sem f\u00f3r me\u00f0 s\u00e1lartetri\u00f0 til andsk. er a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r og tala\u00f0i vi\u00f0 yfir-pr\u00f3fessorinn minn \u00e1 m\u00e1nudaginnRead more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u00deetta er n\u00fa b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera meiri vikan… \u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera \u00ed h\u00e1lfri kleinu en n\u00fa held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00e1ttum aftur og er \u00fea\u00f0 gott. \u00dea\u00f0 sem f\u00f3r me\u00f0 s\u00e1lartetri\u00f0 til andsk. er a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r og tala\u00f0i vi\u00f0 yfir-pr\u00f3fessorinn minn \u00e1 m\u00e1nudaginn til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 undirskrift hans \u00e1 nokkra pappr\u00edra. Svo er nefnilega m\u00e1l me\u00f0 vexti a\u00f0 \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 taka n\u00f3gu margar einingar hj\u00e1 Stanford til a\u00f0 n\u00fa megi \u00e9g \u00fatskrifast me\u00f0 doktorspr\u00f3f og vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 getur ma\u00f0ur skipt um status og or\u00f0i\u00f0 “TGR”. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir l\u00e6kku\u00f0 sk\u00f3lagj\u00f6ld sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir hamingjusamur lei\u00f0beinandi. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n