Lykillinn virkar ekki lengur!<\/strong><\/p>\n Sm\u00e1 fr\u00e9ttir af fyrirt\u00e6kinu m\u00ednu… Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum undanfarnar vikur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 n\u00fdju fj\u00e1rmagni \u00fear sem n\u00faverandi fj\u00e1rmagn fer a\u00f0 kl\u00e1rast. Allt \u00ed lagi me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, nema hva\u00f0 \u00ed morgun \u00feegar \u00e9g m\u00e6tti var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 innsigla starfsmannainnganginn og \u00feekja gleri\u00f0 \u00ed hur\u00f0inni me\u00f0 korki!<\/p>\n \u00deetta reyndist sem betur fer ekki tengt skorti \u00e1 fj\u00e1rmagni heldur var n\u00fdi forstj\u00f3rinn b\u00fainn a\u00f0 senda \u00fat fyrirskipun um Feng Sui-v\u00e6\u00f0ingu fyrirt\u00e6kisins! Sem sagt, \u00fe\u00e1 kom fyrirskipun um a\u00f0 \u00f6llum starfsm\u00f6nnum skyldi \u00fathluta\u00f0 n\u00fdjum lyklum og bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 nota \u00fej\u00f3nustuinnganginn \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 nota hur\u00f0ina sem hinga\u00f0 til haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 starfsmannainngangur. Ef \u00e9g skil r\u00e9tt er \u00feetta til \u00feess a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa orkuna sem kemur inn um a\u00f0aldyrnar (h\u00e9r eigi\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 a\u00f0 veifa h\u00f6ndum kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nislega) og passa upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan sleppi ekki \u00fat um starfsmannainnganginn sem eru dyrnar sem eru beint \u00e1 sk\u00e1 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti a\u00f0alinnganginum (muna a\u00f0 sveifla h\u00f6ndunum og veifa orkunni \u00ed r\u00e9tta \u00e1tt).<\/p>\n Ekki n\u00f3g me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, heldur erum vi\u00f0 enn a\u00f0 finna alls konar kristalla, d\u00fdr og f\u00edg\u00farur \u00ed litlum gegns\u00e6um k\u00f6ssum \u00ed hinum \u00fdmsu kr\u00f3kum og kimum innan fyrirt\u00e6kisins (hv\u00edtt keramik j\u00f3latr\u00e9 \u00ed anddyrinu), yfirleitt me\u00f0 \u00e1f\u00f6stum gulum mi\u00f0um sem \u00e1 stendur “Banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 snerta! Takk, forstj\u00f3rinn”. A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00feurfti l\u00edka a\u00f0 l\u00edma fyrir \u00e1kve\u00f0nar rafmagnsinnstungur sem truflu\u00f0u kristallana en \u00feeir \u00feurfa v\u00edst kyrr\u00f0 og r\u00f3, \u00feessi litlu grey.<\/p>\n \u00deegar \u00ed b\u00e1sinn minn var komi\u00f0 blasti vi\u00f0 gr\u00e6n bambusplanta sem b\u00fai\u00f0 var a\u00f0 koma fyrir \u00e1 einni hillunni me\u00f0 \u00feeim lei\u00f0beiningum a\u00f0 hana m\u00e6tti alls ekki snerta – sem l\u00edklega \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 megi ekki v\u00f6kva hana heldur \u00fev\u00ed forstj\u00f3rinn sag\u00f0ist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 taka \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e9r. Og \u00feegar \u00e9g segi a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma henni fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 meina \u00e9g koma henni fyrir<\/b>. \u00dea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00edma<\/b> pottinn sem plantan er \u00ed fasta vi\u00f0 hilluna.<\/p>\n N\u00fa er bara a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvort \u00feetta hafi j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0 \u00e1hrif \u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6ki\u00f0. \u00deetta er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa mismunandi \u00e1hrif \u00e1 starfsmennina. T\u00f6lvu\u00fej\u00f3nustu-gaurinn okkar (sem f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 \u00fatf\u00e6ra \u00feetta fyrir forstj\u00f3rann) gengur um fyrirt\u00e6ki\u00f0 og svarar \u00f6llu \u00e1 einn veg: “ekki spyrja”. S\u00e1 sem situr vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 m\u00e9r er n\u00fana a\u00f0 rannsaka hva\u00f0 hann getur gert vi\u00f0 b\u00e1sinn sinn til a\u00f0 verjast Feng Shui innr\u00e1sinni og er kominn me\u00f0 kaktus \u00e1 tossalistann, sem \u00e1 v\u00edst a\u00f0 vera sl\u00e6mt “tsj\u00ed” \u00fear sem gaddarnir stinga g\u00f6t \u00e1 orkuna sem fl\u00e6\u00f0ir um…<\/p>\n \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta m\u00e9r n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 k\u00edma og fylgjast me\u00f0. \u00deetta er hinn besta skemmtun! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M\u00e1nudagur 11. desember 2006 Lykillinn virkar ekki lengur! Sm\u00e1 fr\u00e9ttir af fyrirt\u00e6kinu m\u00ednu… Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum undanfarnar vikur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 n\u00fdju fj\u00e1rmagni \u00fear sem n\u00faverandi fj\u00e1rmagn fer a\u00f0 kl\u00e1rast. Allt \u00ed lagi me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, nema hva\u00f0 \u00ed morgun \u00feegar \u00e9g m\u00e6tti var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 innsigla starfsmannainnganginn og \u00feekja gleri\u00f0 \u00ed hur\u00f0inni me\u00f0 korki! \u00deettaRead more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}