\u00d3venjuleg klipping!<\/strong> \u00cd fyrsta lagi var bi\u00f0stofan me\u00f0 sv\u00f6rtum risast\u00f3rum horn-le\u00f0urs\u00f3fa og plasma sj\u00f3nvarp \u00e1 veggnum me\u00f0 einhverja r\u00e1sina \u00ed beinni. Vel gert vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sem b\u00ed\u00f0a, greinilega, en \u00e9g var s\u00e1 eini sem bei\u00f0 og bara einn \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r \u00ed klippingu – hinar klippikonurnar a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a mat \u00ed hli\u00f0arherberginu.<\/p>\n Eftir sm\u00e1 bi\u00f0 var komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 setjast \u00ed st\u00f3linn um \u00fea\u00f0 leyti \u00feegar klippikonurnar kl\u00e1ru\u00f0u matinn og t\u00f3ku a\u00f0 streyma inn; allar klippikonurnar ungar, as\u00edskar og eftir \u00fev\u00ed sm\u00e1vaxnar me\u00f0 s\u00edtt svart h\u00e1r. Og ekki hlaupi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skilja enskuna \u00feeirra. \u00c9g gaf klippikonunni n\u00e1kv\u00e6m fyrirm\u00e6li um hvernig klippingu \u00e9g vildi – sem reyndar eru n\u00e1kv\u00e6m fyrirm\u00e6li um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig klippingu Hrefna vill a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e1i. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 – \u00deegar klippingunni l\u00fdkur muldrar konan eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00e9g skil ekki og bendir konan m\u00e9r \u00e1 a\u00f0 fylgja s\u00e9r \u00fat \u00e1 afvikin sta\u00f0 \u00fati \u00ed horni \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 \u00feil, l\u00e6tur mig leggjast \u00e1 baki\u00f0 \u00e1 bekk og rann \u00fe\u00e1 upp fyrir m\u00e9r lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 h\u00fan var a\u00f0 gera sig l\u00edklega til a\u00f0 \u00fevo \u00e1 m\u00e9r h\u00e1ri\u00f0.<\/p>\n “Hmmm”, hugsa \u00e9g me\u00f0 m\u00e9r, “\u00e9g er vanur \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \u00feveginn fyrst og s\u00ed\u00f0an klipptur – en \u00feetta er kannski \u00e1g\u00e6tis n\u00fdjung, pr\u00f3fum \u00fea\u00f0”. Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar t\u00f3k svo vi\u00f0 h\u00e1rn\u00e6ring \u00e1samt tilheyrandi frekara nuddi, og svo var komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feurrkun. Nema hva\u00f0, \u00feegar \u00feurrkuninni var loki\u00f0 t\u00f3k vi\u00f0 meira nudd, en f\u00f3r a\u00f0 beinast meira a\u00f0 h\u00e1lsinum (!) og s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00f6xlunum (!!).<\/p>\n \u00deegar h\u00e9r var komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu var \u00feetta or\u00f0i\u00f0 frekar “kr\u00edp\u00ed” og allt \u00ed einu runnu \u00e1 mig tv\u00e6r gr\u00edmur \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 rifja\u00f0ist skyndilega upp fyrir m\u00e9r s\u00f6gurnar sem Hrefna sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r af \u00fatskriftarfer\u00f0inni sinni til T\u00e6lands \u00fear sem litlar as\u00edskar konur \u00e1 g\u00f6tuhornum ger\u00f0u hosur s\u00ednar gr\u00e6nar fyrir \u00edslensku str\u00e1kunum \u00ed fer\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00e1 sem \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0:<\/p>\n “Ef h\u00fan b\u00fd\u00f0ur m\u00e9r upp \u00e1 er\u00f3t\u00edskt nudd, \u00fe\u00e1 hleyp \u00e9g h\u00e9\u00f0an \u00fat me\u00f0 handkl\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 hausnum!!” \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 kom \u00fe\u00f3 sem betur fer ekki til \u00feess, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 eftir \u00feetta var komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gelinu og svo a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 borga. “$15 dollara takk!” (ca. \u00fe\u00fasund kall fyrir \u00f6ll \u00feessi herlegheit). Reyndar \u00fearf a\u00f0 borga klippikonum h\u00e9r \u00fej\u00f3rf\u00e9, en samt – \u00feetta er undir $20 sem er ekki sl\u00e6mt! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fimmtudagur 14. desember 2006 \u00d3venjuleg klipping!\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed klippingu \u00ed dag \u00e1 n\u00fdja stofu. Ekki svo sem \u00ed fr\u00e1s\u00f6gur f\u00e6randi, nema hva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta var heldur \u00f3venjuleg fer\u00f0… Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum aldrei fari\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa stofu \u00e1\u00f0ur, \u00feetta var eitthva\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 fundum \u00e1 netinu. \u00cd fyrsta lagi var bi\u00f0stofan me\u00f0 sv\u00f6rtum risast\u00f3rum horn-le\u00f0urs\u00f3fa og plasmaRead more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed klippingu \u00ed dag \u00e1 n\u00fdja stofu. Ekki svo sem \u00ed fr\u00e1s\u00f6gur f\u00e6randi, nema hva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta var heldur \u00f3venjuleg fer\u00f0… Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum aldrei fari\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa stofu \u00e1\u00f0ur, \u00feetta var eitthva\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 fundum \u00e1 netinu.<\/p>\n
Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar: “Hmmm, \u00fevottur er sennilega rangnefni yfir \u00feetta – \u00feetta er eiginlega meira svona \u00fevottanudd fyrir h\u00e1rsv\u00f6r\u00f0inn”
Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar: “Hmmm, \u00fevottanudd fyrir h\u00e1rsv\u00f6r\u00f0inn er sennilega rangnefni l\u00edka – \u00fev\u00ed n\u00fa er h\u00fan farin a\u00f0 nudda \u00e1 m\u00e9r enni\u00f0… (hva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum er h\u00e9r a\u00f0 gerast)… og yikes! n\u00fa er h\u00fan farin a\u00f0 nudda \u00e1 m\u00e9r kinnarnar… (detti m\u00e9r allar dau\u00f0ar l\u00fds…) \u00feetta er n\u00fa or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tt… hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli \u00e9g \u00feurfi svo a\u00f0 borga fyrir herlegheitin?!<\/p>\n