{"id":7292,"date":"2013-01-17T14:11:14","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T14:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/?p=7292"},"modified":"2013-01-17T14:21:39","modified_gmt":"2013-01-17T14:21:39","slug":"hobbling-along","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/hobbling-along\/","title":{"rendered":"Hobbling About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Journal of Hrefna&#8217;s Bodily Aches continues:<\/p>\n<p>It has become painfully obvious that I am not a &#8216;graceful&#8217; pregnant woman. \u00a0I do not glide about serenely, and bestow peace and tidiness on my surroundings. \u00a0No, I hobble about with an unhappy left hip, and do my best to ignore the piles and piles of stuff accumulating below waist-level, because there is absolutely no way I&#8217;m bending or squatting down to tidy up.<\/p>\n<p>The hip issues is probably the worst in this pregnancy so far, functionality-wise (with the pelvis coming in a close second).<\/p>\n<p>It seemed to start last Friday or Saturday, and it&#8217;s been waxing and waning ever since then. \u00a0The yoga teacher theorized that the baby could be pressing on some nerve or other, which was having a cascading effect, but gave me hope that as the kid moves further down, the nerve may be released.<\/p>\n<p>So I went swimming on Monday and Tuesday to try and dislodge the pinched nerve (or misaligned ligament, or whatever) and that seemed to help a wee bit.<\/p>\n<p>Then came yesterday (Wednesday). \u00a0When I arrived home from dropping the boys off in the morning (still wearing my\u00a0pajama-top under my coat), I noticed that one of the front tires was all but flat. \u00a0So I drove up the hill to a self-serve station I knew had an air-pump. \u00a0I then fought with said &#8216;automatic&#8217; air-pump for 20 minutes, which involved walking the few steps back and forth between the command module, and the front tire, and then <em>squatting down<\/em> by the tire to connect and disconnect the valve, as well as fiddling with it.<\/p>\n<p>The end result was that I managed to almost half-fill the tire (no, the &#8216;Flat tire&#8217; button DID NOT WORK properly) at which point I gave up and drove to the nearest tire changing station.<\/p>\n<p>Once I exited the car, I discovered my left hip had all but given up functioning, and I had to limp my way to the service desk &#8211; and I remained in some pain for the remainder of the day.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m doing a little better today (I&#8217;m mostly staying horizontal, also to stave off the leg-swelling) but putting weight on my left leg is non-trivial, and I&#8217;m wondering whether to try and summon one of Finnur&#8217;s grandfather&#8217;s old canes! \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/harrypotter.wikia.com\/wiki\/Summoning_Charm\">Accio<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>P.s. Finnur ever so helpfully reminded me later in the day, that if I&#8217;d only driven <em>down<\/em> the hill, I would have found a fully staffed gas station with a proven-to-work air-pump. \u00a0Grumble.<\/p>\n<p>P.p.s. \u00a0My new name: Whine-au-saurus. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Journal of Hrefna&#8217;s Bodily Aches continues: It has become painfully obvious that I am not a &#8216;graceful&#8217; pregnant woman. \u00a0I do not glide about serenely, and bestow peace and tidiness on my surroundings. \u00a0No, I hobble about with an unhappy left hip, and do my best to ignore the piles and piles of stuff<a class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/hobbling-along\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7292"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7298,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7292\/revisions\/7298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}