{"id":708,"date":"2007-01-30T22:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T22:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finnur.net\/blog\/?p=708"},"modified":"2007-01-30T22:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-30T22:36:00","slug":"708","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/708\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>\u00deri\u00f0judagur 30. jan\u00faar 2007<\/h3>\n<p><strong>&#8220;\u00dea\u00f0 er krem \u00e1 b\u00f3kinni&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>Vi\u00f0 erum \u00feessa dagana a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 koma sm\u00e1 reglu \u00e1 svefnvenjur d\u00f3ttur okkar eftir \u00cdslandsfer\u00f0ina. \u00deetta hefur svo sem ekki veri\u00f0 mj\u00f6g sl\u00e6mt: eftir tannburst, eina b\u00f3k og eitt lag m\u00e1 h\u00fan lesa sj\u00e1lf \u00ed r\u00faminu \u00feanga\u00f0 til h\u00fan sofnar. \u00deetta virka\u00f0i mj\u00f6g vel fyrir \u00cdslandsfer\u00f0ina (h\u00fan var yfirleitt sofnu\u00f0 \u00e1 innan vi\u00f0 h\u00e1lft\u00edma), en eftir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 komum til baka hefur h\u00fan &#8220;tafi\u00f0 lopann&#8221; \u00feanga\u00f0 til klukkan er langt gengin \u00ed h\u00e1lf-ellefu, h\u00fan \u00farvinda og b\u00fain a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja um a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 fj\u00f3rum sinnum \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd kv\u00f6ld var svipa\u00f0 upp \u00e1 teningnum, nema hva\u00f0 r\u00e9tt fyrir t\u00eduleyti\u00f0 kom allt \u00ed einu l\u00f6ng \u00fe\u00f6gn og h\u00e9ldum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri sofnu\u00f0 &#8211; \u00feanga\u00f0 allt \u00ed einu a\u00f0 h\u00fan kallar ni\u00f0ur: &#8220;uh oh&#8230; \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r krem \u00e1 b\u00f3kina&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g st\u00f6kk upp og fann d\u00f3ttur m\u00edna \u00ed r\u00f6kkrinu \u00ed r\u00faminu okkar, me\u00f0 \u00d3laf J\u00f3hann \u00ed fanginu og D-v\u00edtam\u00edn kremt\u00fapu m\u00f3\u00f0ur sinnar \u00ed h\u00f6ndinni (l\u00f6ng saga). Og j\u00fa j\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 stemmdi &#8211; framan \u00e1 k\u00e1punni l\u00e1 ein r\u00f6nd af vasel\u00ednkenndri lengju sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i kreist \u00fat \u00far t\u00fapunni sem er \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0 frekar st\u00f3ra tannkremst\u00fapu. <\/p>\n<p>N\u00fa, \u00e9g t\u00f3k til vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa \u00ed frekar l\u00e9legri birtu (sem lag\u00f0i inn af ganginum \u00fear sem \u00e9g vildi ekki kveikja lj\u00f3si\u00f0 inni hj\u00e1 henni). Vi\u00f0 \u00feetta t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri fannst m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 rei\u00f0a af hendi f\u00f6\u00f0urlegar r\u00e1\u00f0leggingar um a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri n\u00fa ekkert til a\u00f0 leika s\u00e9r me\u00f0 og kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa kremi\u00f0 af k\u00e1punni eftir bestu getu. Heyr\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed minni: &#8220;\u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00edka h\u00e9rna&#8230;&#8221; og r\u00e9tti fimm fingur upp \u00ed lofti\u00f0 hver \u00f6\u00f0rum kl\u00edstrugri af vasel\u00edn-kremi. &#8220;Hanan\u00fa!?&#8221;, heyr\u00f0ist \u00ed m\u00e9r &#8211; &#8220;hva\u00f0 ERTU b\u00fain a\u00f0 gera?!?&#8221; og hlj\u00f3p inn \u00e1 ba\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed st\u00f3rvirkari vinnuv\u00e9lar (blautan kl\u00fat) \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00fan n\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 kl\u00edstra \u00feessu \u00fat um allt! <\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar \u00e9g l\u00fdk vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa fingurna heyr\u00f0ist \u00ed minni: &#8220;\u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00edka meira h\u00e9rna&#8230;&#8221; og setur st\u00f3ran st\u00fat \u00e1 munninn sem var alsettur vasel\u00edni upp \u00e1 nef og ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 h\u00f6ku. &#8220;Heyr\u00f0u, n\u00fa mig, Anna S\u00f3lr\u00fan! \u00deetta er ekki sni\u00f0ugt!!&#8221;, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g (en fann a\u00f0 \u00e9g m\u00e1tti hafa mig allan vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara ekki a\u00f0 skellihl\u00e6gja!) \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar var h\u00fan komin \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 og innan vi\u00f0 h\u00e1lft\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0ar var h\u00fan sofnu\u00f0, enda hefur h\u00fan kannski vita\u00f0 upp \u00e1 sig sk\u00f6mmina! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00deri\u00f0judagur 30. jan\u00faar 2007 &#8220;\u00dea\u00f0 er krem \u00e1 b\u00f3kinni&#8221;Vi\u00f0 erum \u00feessa dagana a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 koma sm\u00e1 reglu \u00e1 svefnvenjur d\u00f3ttur okkar eftir \u00cdslandsfer\u00f0ina. \u00deetta hefur svo sem ekki veri\u00f0 mj\u00f6g sl\u00e6mt: eftir tannburst, eina b\u00f3k og eitt lag m\u00e1 h\u00fan lesa sj\u00e1lf \u00ed r\u00faminu \u00feanga\u00f0 til h\u00fan sofnar. \u00deetta virka\u00f0i mj\u00f6g vel fyrir \u00cdslandsfer\u00f0ina<a class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/708\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}