{"id":662,"date":"2007-04-21T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-21T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finnur.net\/blog\/?p=662"},"modified":"2007-04-21T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-21T17:10:00","slug":"tiltekt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/tiltekt\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiltekt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 f\u00e6tur me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanu \u00ed morgun, og \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fanar a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a var kveikt \u00e1 D\u00fdrunum \u00ed H\u00e1lsask\u00f3gi og \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 taka til \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu.  \u00deetta var svona vor-hreingerningarlegt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g opna\u00f0i sk\u00e1pana og henti \u00fat \u00f6llu \u00fatrunnu d\u00f3ti (nema kryddinu, nenni aldrei a\u00f0 fara \u00ed gegnum \u00fea\u00f0).  Henti l\u00edka \u00fat g\u00f6mlu teflon standp\u00f6nnunni (Finnur var\u00f0 svoldi\u00f0 dapur) en n\u00fa er l\u00edka pl\u00e1ss fyrir h\u00e6gsu\u00f0upottinn inni \u00ed sk\u00e1p svo hann \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 b\u00faa lengur \u00e1 upp\u00fevottav\u00e9linni.  Svo m\u00e1 ekki gleyma lyfjak\u00f6rfunni (h\u00f6fu\u00f0verkjalyf og v\u00edtam\u00edn og svolei\u00f0is) sem var vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fl\u00e6\u00f0a upp \u00far, en ekki lengur \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 n\u00e1nari sko\u00f0un kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 helmingurinn af lyfjunum var \u00fatrunninn.  <\/p>\n<p>\u00cd mi\u00f0ju kafi t\u00f3k \u00e9g p\u00e1su og f\u00f3r \u00fat me\u00f0 rusli\u00f0 og var \u00fe\u00e1 ekki n\u00e1granninn l\u00edka \u00ed sinni dyrag\u00e6tt me\u00f0 d\u00f3ttur s\u00edna.  &#8220;Krapp&#8221; hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed ekki var \u00e9g beinl\u00ednis kl\u00e6dd til mannlegra samskipta, haldaralaus \u00ed of stuttum stuttermabol og \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttabuxum.  Hann er hins vegar svo ferlega almennilegur a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki bara strunsa\u00f0 fram og til baka, heldur spjalla\u00f0i a\u00f0eins vi\u00f0 manninn.  Sem betur fer kom Anna S\u00f3lr\u00fan m\u00e9r h\u00e1lft \u00ed hvoru til bjargar, en h\u00fan haf\u00f0i a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u elt mig \u00fat.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 h\u00f6f\u00f0inu var h\u00fan me\u00f0 fl\u00edsteppi (sem haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 prinsessukj\u00f3ll stuttu fyrr) og \u00fear sem ekki gengur a\u00f0 hlaupa um me\u00f0 fl\u00edsteppi, \u00fe\u00e1 r\u00e9tti h\u00fan m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 og \u00fear me\u00f0 var komin \u00e1g\u00e6tis vels\u00e6misbrynja fyrir mig \u00fear sem \u00e9g st\u00f3\u00f0 me\u00f0 fl\u00edsteppi bak vi\u00f0 krosslag\u00f0ar hendur&#8230;. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Eftir mannlegu samskiptin h\u00e9lt tiltektin \u00e1fram.  Loksins fannst stykki\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00edmann svo ma\u00f0ur geti hengt hann upp \u00e1 vegg sem Finnur t\u00f3k a\u00f0 s\u00e9r og kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i med det samme.  \u00cdssk\u00e1pstoppurinn var hreinsa\u00f0ur (\u00fear kom \u00fdmislegt \u00ed lj\u00f3s) og vi\u00f0 vorum vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda \u00e1fram \u00feegar Anna S\u00f3lr\u00fan missti glerglas \u00e1 eldh\u00fasg\u00f3lfi\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r \u00ed \u00fe\u00fasund mola.  \u00dear me\u00f0 f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 m\u00e6\u00f0gur upp \u00e1 me\u00f0an Finnur t\u00f3k g\u00f3lfin \u00ed gegn.<\/p>\n<p>Eftir heldur f\u00e1t\u00e6klegan pasta\/pylsu\/gufuso\u00f0i-gr\u00e6nmeti h\u00e1degismat \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00f6g\u00f0um vi\u00f0 m\u00e6\u00f0gur okkur \u00e1 me\u00f0an Finnur h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram duglegheitunum.  N\u00fana eru fe\u00f0ginin farin \u00fat a\u00f0 leika og \u00e9g er a\u00f0 \u00edhuga hvort \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 fars\u00e6lla a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1 papp\u00edrshr\u00faguna e\u00f0a toppinn \u00e1 einhverri hillunni.  Hmmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>En j\u00e1, eitt \u00ed lokin.  N\u00fa er Finnur endanlega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 ey\u00f0ileggja fyrir m\u00e9r internet-vafur \u00fev\u00ed hann kynnti mig fyrir svona <a href=\"http:\/\/reader.google.com\/\">les-forriti<\/a> (fr\u00e1 G\u00fagul, en ekki hva\u00f0) sem fylgist me\u00f0 \u00feeim vefs\u00ed\u00f0um sem ma\u00f0ur vill og l\u00e6tur mann vita \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 birtist eitthva\u00f0 n\u00fdtt.  \u00dear me\u00f0 f\u00e6 \u00e9g n\u00fa beint \u00ed \u00e6\u00f0 ef einhver skrifar eitthva\u00f0 n\u00fdtt \u00e1 dagb\u00f3kina s\u00edna, en \u00e1 m\u00f3ti kemur a\u00f0 gle\u00f0in vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 smella \u00e1 \u00f3tal linka er flogin \u00fat \u00ed ve\u00f0ur og vind, og ein vins\u00e6lasta t\u00edmaey\u00f0slan m\u00edn l\u00edka&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 f\u00e6tur me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanu \u00ed morgun, og \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fanar a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a var kveikt \u00e1 D\u00fdrunum \u00ed H\u00e1lsask\u00f3gi og \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 taka til \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu. \u00deetta var svona vor-hreingerningarlegt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g opna\u00f0i sk\u00e1pana og henti \u00fat \u00f6llu \u00fatrunnu d\u00f3ti (nema kryddinu, nenni aldrei a\u00f0 fara \u00ed gegnum \u00fea\u00f0). 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