{"id":492,"date":"2007-12-14T21:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finnur.net\/blog\/?p=492"},"modified":"2007-12-14T21:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T21:36:00","slug":"jolablus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/jolablus\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u00f3labl\u00fas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Desember ber alltaf me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00f6fgafullar tilfinningar.  \u00cd g\u00e6r var \u00e9g \u00f6ll ferlega j\u00f3laleg (takk fyrir kortin l\u00edka!!), en n\u00fa \u00feyrmir yfir mig \u00f6llu \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g &#8220;\u00e6tti&#8221; a\u00f0 gera fyrir j\u00f3lin.  Hvernig v\u00e6ri n\u00fa a\u00f0 taka \u00ed alv\u00f6runni til og minnka a\u00f0eins \u00f3rei\u00f0una og ka\u00f3s-stig \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0arinnar?!  Hvernig v\u00e6ri n\u00fa a\u00f0 vinna g\u00f3\u00f0an slatta \u00e1 hverjum degi svo \u00e9g losni einhvern t\u00edmann h\u00e9\u00f0an?!  Hvernig v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 velja n\u00fa g\u00f3\u00f0ar myndir og fylla \u00fat barnab\u00e6kur \u00d6nnu og Bjarka \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feau ver\u00f0a fullor\u00f0in og flytja a\u00f0 heiman?!  Hvernig v\u00e6ri n\u00fa a\u00f0 skipuleggja afm\u00e6li \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanar?!  Hvernig v\u00e6ri n\u00fa a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra gjafa-innkaup sem fyrst svo \u00e9g \u00feurfi ekki a\u00f0 berjast \u00ed gegnum mann\u00fer\u00f6ngina um helgi?!  O.s.frv. o.s.frv&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eitt skal \u00fe\u00f3 afgreitt \u00ed fyrram\u00e1li\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 er j\u00f3laklipping fyrir okkur m\u00e6\u00f0gur.  \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00e1\u00f0an \u00ed g\u00f6ngut\u00far me\u00f0 Bjarka \u00fat \u00e1 p\u00f3sth\u00fas og \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni til baka labba\u00f0i \u00e9g inn \u00e1 fimm klippistofur \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g fann sta\u00f0 sem var me\u00f0 lausan t\u00edma fyrir okkur tv\u00e6r \u00e1 morgun, og ekki \u00f3heyrilega d\u00fdr.  \u00c9g get svo svari\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1 einum sta\u00f0num var m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 barnaklipping kosta\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sama og fullor\u00f0insklipping, $105 takk!!!  \u00c1 \u00f6\u00f0rum sta\u00f0 f\u00e9kk \u00e9g langan fyrirlestum um a\u00f0 st\u00edlistarnir tveir v\u00e6ru me\u00f0 tuttuga \u00e1ra reynslu og mennta\u00f0ir hj\u00e1 \u00feessum og \u00feessum og a\u00f0 \u00feeir rukku\u00f0u $100 fyrir fullor\u00f0na og $50 fyrir b\u00f6rn, en klipptu samt bara b\u00f6rn fasta-k\u00fanna.  \u00c1 \u00feri\u00f0ja sta\u00f0num var m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 eini klipparinn sem klippti b\u00f6rn \u00e6tti fyrst lausan t\u00edma \u00feann 29. desember&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 satt best a\u00f0 segja svoldi\u00f0 eins og karakter J\u00fal\u00edu R\u00f3berts \u00ed Pretty Woman \u00fear sem s\u00f6lukonurnar \u00ed d\u00fdru b\u00fa\u00f0inni litu sn\u00f6gglega \u00e1 hana og \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0u svo a\u00f0 v\u00edsa henni \u00e1 dyr \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan v\u00e6ri greinilega ekki borgunarmanneskja\/r\u00e9tta t\u00fdpan!  \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1 l\u00edka ekki gleyma \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur &#8220;tippar&#8221; h\u00e1rgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lk, svo uppgefi\u00f0 ver\u00f0 er bara byrjunin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpar ekki upp \u00e1 andlega \u00e1standi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g stakk upp \u00e1 vi\u00f0 pr\u00f3fessorinn minn a\u00f0 verja \u00ed apr\u00edl og var ekki skotin ni\u00f0ur.  F\u00e9kk kannski ekki neitt svakalega upp\u00f6rvandi vi\u00f0t\u00f6kur, en a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra yfirmennina um a\u00f0 j\u00e1-ma\u00f0ur-s\u00e9-\u00ed-alv\u00f6runni-a\u00f0-kl\u00e1ra vir\u00f0ist vera partur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fatskrifast \u00ed \u00feessari deild .  \u00dea\u00f0 er nokku\u00f0 v\u00edst a\u00f0 sk\u00f3linn f\u00e6r seint lof fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r fyrir g\u00f3\u00f0a handlei\u00f0slu; \u00feetta er algj\u00f6rt syntu-e\u00f0a-drukkna\u00f0u umhverfi.  En n\u00fana er \u00e9g sem sagt b\u00fain a\u00f0 setja m\u00e9r markmi\u00f0 og er sem aflei\u00f0ingu af \u00fev\u00ed l\u00f6mu\u00f0 af stressi, og kem engu \u00ed verk.  T\u00fdp\u00edskt!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desember ber alltaf me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00f6fgafullar tilfinningar. \u00cd g\u00e6r var \u00e9g \u00f6ll ferlega j\u00f3laleg (takk fyrir kortin l\u00edka!!), en n\u00fa \u00feyrmir yfir mig \u00f6llu \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g &#8220;\u00e6tti&#8221; a\u00f0 gera fyrir j\u00f3lin. Hvernig v\u00e6ri n\u00fa a\u00f0 taka \u00ed alv\u00f6runni til og minnka a\u00f0eins \u00f3rei\u00f0una og ka\u00f3s-stig \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0arinnar?! 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