\u00dea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 kyrrl\u00e1tt \u00e1 vesturv\u00edgst\u00f6\u00f0vum. \u00c9g f\u00f3r me\u00f0 Bjarka til lungnal\u00e6knisins \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn (Til hamingju me\u00f0 18 \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li\u00f0 P\u00e9tur!) sem yfirheyr\u00f0i mig um hvernig gengi og hlusta\u00f0i svo \u00e1 hann \u00ed bak og fyrir. Bjarki er n\u00fana or\u00f0inn 5.65 kg og 61 cm og samkv\u00e6mt grafi l\u00e6knisins \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann er a\u00f0 lengjast \u00e1g\u00e6tlega, en bara a\u00f0 \u00feyngjast svona la-la. Reyndar gruna\u00f0i mig a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00ed l\u00e9ttari kantinum \u00feann daginn \u00fev\u00ed v\u00e9lindabakfl\u00e6\u00f0islyfi\u00f0 haf\u00f0i kl\u00e1rast fyrr \u00ed vikunni, og Bjarki var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera s\u00e9rstaklega l\u00e9legur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00feann daginn.<\/p>\n
L\u00e6knirinn t\u00falka\u00f0i \u00feetta allt saman sem svo a\u00f0 Bjarki v\u00e6ri ekki a\u00f0 finna miki\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera ekki lengur me\u00f0 auka-s\u00farefni, en a\u00f0 hann \u00feyrfti \u00e1fram \u00e1 bakfl\u00e6\u00f0islyfinu a\u00f0 halda. Lyfi\u00f0 er \u00ed raun brj\u00f3stsvi\u00f0alyf sem dregur \u00far s\u00fdrustigi magans. Annars sag\u00f0i hann a\u00f0 lungnahlj\u00f3\u00f0in v\u00e6ru sterk og hlj\u00f3mu\u00f0u e\u00f0lilega sem voru g\u00f3\u00f0ar fr\u00e9ttir. Vi\u00f0 eigum a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta aftur eftir 3-4 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
\u00der\u00e1tt fyrir \u00feessar g\u00f3\u00f0u fr\u00e9ttir \u00feyrmdi l\u00edfinu yfir mig af \u00f6llum s\u00ednum \u00feunga \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn og \u00e9g var eiginlega alla helgina a\u00f0 n\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 sem plagar mitt litla s\u00e1lartetur n\u00fana er a\u00f0 <\/p>\n
a) Halda upp \u00e1 afm\u00e6li \u00d6nnu S\u00f3lr\u00fanar \u00feann 19. jan. en \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur fyrsta amer\u00edska afm\u00e6li\u00f0 og fullt af kr\u00f6kkum og \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 finna til g\u00fadd\u00ed-bags og \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0. Hvernig heldur ma\u00f0ur uppi skemmtun fyrir t\u00e6plega 20 krakka \u00ed um klukkustund? Af hverju ger\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki bara eins og hinir foreldrarnir og \u00e1tsorsa\u00f0i (out-source-a\u00f0i) afm\u00e6lishaldinu \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 gymmi\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e1grenninu me\u00f0 2-3 m\u00e1na\u00f0a fyrirvara? Gaaa! En \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0a bara pizzur og \u00edskaka – enginn bakstur takk fyrir k\u00e6rlega!<\/p>\n
b) H\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0ism\u00e1l. \u00c9g er or\u00f0in s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 flytja bara innan kampus \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed bo\u00f0i \u00ed allra n\u00e6sta n\u00e1grenni og \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri allt \u00f3ge\u00f0slega d\u00fdrt. \u00dea\u00f0 er meiri a\u00f0 segja \u00f6rl\u00edtill m\u00edkr\u00f3 m\u00f6guleiki \u00e1 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um a\u00f0 flytja \u00ed 3ja herbergja \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00e1 kampus en \u00e9g er ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega vong\u00f3\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0. Sem betur fer f\u00e1um vi\u00f0 v\u00edst hj\u00e1lp vi\u00f0 flutningana, kassa og f\u00f3lk til a\u00f0 bera st\u00f3ru hlutina. \u00dear me\u00f0 er alv\u00f6ru flutningum fresta\u00f0 fram \u00ed \u00e1g\u00fast en \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur okkur endanlega sparka\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed hina k\u00f6ldu vondu ver\u00f6ld. <\/p>\n
c) N\u00e1mi\u00f0 partur 1. \u00c9g hringdi loksins \u00ed pr\u00f3fessorinn minn \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku (hann f\u00f3r \u00e1 eftirlaun fyrir 2 \u00e1rum og fluttist \u00ed anna\u00f0 fylki) og spur\u00f0i hvort \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed lagi a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6ri til annars pr\u00f3fessors sem \u00e9g var b\u00fain a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0. Hann sam\u00feykkti \u00fea\u00f0 en ba\u00f0 samt um a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 lesnefndinni minni sem bara m\u00e1 alls ekki gerast! \u00c9g dr\u00f3 f\u00e6turna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 gefa af e\u00f0a \u00e1 svar \u00ed s\u00edmann, og \u00e9g vona a\u00f0 \u00feetta m\u00e1l leysist einhvern veginn af sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r. Hann er afskaplega g\u00f3\u00f0ur pr\u00f3fessor, en fyrir utan a\u00f0 koma bara einu sinni \u00ed m\u00e1nu\u00f0i hinga\u00f0 til okkar \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fej\u00e1ist hann af st\u00f3rkostlegri fullkomnunar\u00e1r\u00e1ttu og endurskrifar hluti \u00feanga\u00f0 til hann er farinn a\u00f0 breyta breytingunum til baka. \u00dea\u00f0 er alveg lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 ef hann er \u00e1 lesnefndinni \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir amk heilt auka \u00e1r af skriftum.<\/p>\n
d) N\u00e1mi\u00f0 partur 2. Brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islegt bjarts\u00fdniskast um a\u00f0 verja \u00ed vor rann af m\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r ver\u00f0ur \u00f3tr\u00falega l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00far verki \u00e1 daginn. \u00cd panikki yfir \u00fev\u00ed vann \u00e9g svo yfir mig \u00e1 fimmtudaginn (til eitt um n\u00f3ttina) og var \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00fdt allan n\u00e6sta dag og daga. Til a\u00f0 verja \u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 st\u00f6ffa st\u00f6ff en \u00e9g hef ekki gert neitt af \u00fev\u00ed undanfari\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 grufla \u00ed…<\/p>\n
e) N\u00e1mi\u00f0 partur 3. … a\u00f0 skrifa doktorsritger\u00f0. E\u00f0a eins og pr\u00f3fessorinn sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 skipta yfir \u00e1 sag\u00f0i um daginn – “Ma\u00f0ur getur stoppa\u00f0 t\u00e6knilegu vinnuna hvar sem er, en ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa verkefni\u00f0 upp, \u00fe\u00e1 getur ma\u00f0ur ekki \u00fatskrifast.” Svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed einum kaflanum n\u00fana \u00ed viku og hann er svona n\u00e6stum a\u00f0 skr\u00ed\u00f0a saman. En \u00e9g \u00e1 vo\u00f0a erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa sm\u00e1 og vinna sm\u00e1 t\u00e6knilegt st\u00f6ff. Svo \u00e9g er bara b\u00fain a\u00f0 skrifa (e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur, “kopp\u00ed-peista”), en ekki gera \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 gera til a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra vinnuna. #R\u00edfa h\u00e1r af h\u00f6f\u00f0i s\u00e9r h\u00e9r#.<\/p>\n
f)… fullt af litlum hlutum eins og a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 s\u00farefnisk\u00fatana, \u00e1 Bjarki eftir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00fdjustu h\u00f3stapestina hennar \u00d6nnu, stress yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 mj\u00f3lkurbirg\u00f0irnar \u00feverri \u00fat af stressi, b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir sm\u00e1 heilsutryggingard\u00f3ti (sem hefur samt fari\u00f0 miklu betra en \u00e9g \u00feor\u00f0i a\u00f0 vona), stress\u00e1t, o.s.frv. o.s.frv…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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