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Snorra-“fl\u00e6-b\u00e6”<\/i>
Hann Snorri hennar Gu\u00f0r\u00fanar og fyrrverandi Kaliforn\u00edub\u00fai kom \u00ed stutta heims\u00f3kn til okkar \u00e1 f\u00f6studeginum. Hann haf\u00f0i eytt vikunni \u00ed Los Angeles \u00e1 Siggraph r\u00e1\u00f0stefnunni<\/a> og nota\u00f0i t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 heilsa upp \u00e1 gamla vini \u00e1 bakalei\u00f0inni. \u00c1 laugardeginum f\u00f3r hann me\u00f0 Finni og \u00d6nnu \u00ed stuttan verslunart\u00far (en ekki hva\u00f0?) og s\u00ed\u00f0an eyddum vi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0deginu \u00fati \u00ed bakgar\u00f0i me\u00f0 margar\u00edtur \u00ed h\u00f6nd (en ekki hva\u00f0?). <\/p>\n

Um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 f\u00f3r hann \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a me\u00f0 g\u00f6mlum vinum (\u00f3, greyi\u00f0 vi\u00f0!) en \u00ed sta\u00f0inn kom Sarah \u00ed heims\u00f3kn, enda steggjapart\u00fd heima hj\u00e1 henni. Vi\u00f0 kynntum hana fyrir handbolta og horf\u00f0um \u00e1 \u00cdsland-Danm\u00f6rk, sem var \u00e6sispennandi. \u00dea\u00f0 skal teki\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 Bandar\u00edkjamenn vita ekkert um “okkar” handbolta<\/a>, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 “handbolti” h\u00e9r \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir veggjatennis \u00e1n spa\u00f0a<\/a>. S\u00f6ruh leist vel \u00e1 leikinn og getur n\u00fana fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 bo\u00f0a fagna\u00f0arerindi\u00f0! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Snorri lag\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed langfer\u00f0 heim til \u00cdslands \u00e1 sunnudagsmorgni og n\u00fa erum vi\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 hann geti sannf\u00e6rt s\u00edna yfirmenn um a\u00f0 senda hann \u00e1 fleiri r\u00e1\u00f0stefnur \u00ed n\u00e1grenninu!! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Smekk-maurar<\/i>
\u00cd s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir maurum uppi \u00e1 einni bor\u00f0pl\u00f6tunni \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu. \u00de\u00e1 haf\u00f0i einn lyktsterkur rifinn oststrimill or\u00f0i\u00f0 eftir bak vi\u00f0 ser\u00ed\u00f3skassa og \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00f3g til a\u00f0 maurarnir voru b\u00fanir a\u00f0 mynda tv\u00edbrei\u00f0an veg a\u00f0 og fr\u00e1 honum og bak vi\u00f0 eina d\u00f3sina \u00e1 veggnum. \u00c9g drekkti maurunum \u00ed spritti og \u00fereif bor\u00f0pl\u00f6tuna og \u00fe\u00f3ttist \u00fear me\u00f0 laus vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00cd g\u00e6r, m\u00e1nudag, var \u00e9g hins vegar a\u00f0 b\u00faa til g\u00fallas-s\u00fapu \u00ed hendingskasti og skar kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0ru bretti en gr\u00e6nmeti\u00f0, eins og l\u00f6g og reglur segja til um. Til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 meira vinnupl\u00e1ss l\u00e9t \u00e9g \u00f3\u00fevegi\u00f0 bretti\u00f0 me\u00f0 kj\u00f6tleyfum bak vi\u00f0 mig \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 n\u00e1l\u00e6gt vaskinum (og fyrrnefndri veggd\u00f3s) og h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram me\u00f0 mitt vi\u00f0 eldav\u00e9lina.<\/p>\n

Um 10-15 m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar var \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 sulla \u00f6llu saman \u00e1 eldav\u00e9linni og sn\u00e9ri m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 taka til hj\u00e1 vaskinum. S\u00e9 \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 hvar \u00fea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 stofna til fimmfaldrar maura-hra\u00f0brautar \u00ed tv\u00e6r \u00e1ttir fr\u00e1 d\u00f3sinni g\u00f3\u00f0u og yfir \u00e1 kj\u00f6tbretti\u00f0! \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 \u00e9g var h\u00e1lf stolt af maurunum a\u00f0 vera svona sni\u00f0ugir a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir st\u00f3rkostlegu pr\u00f3t\u00edn-t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri og l\u00e1ta svo til skarar skr\u00ed\u00f0a! En sem fyrr drekkti \u00e9g \u00feeim \u00ed spritti og fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0i bretti\u00f0 og \u00fear me\u00f0 var s\u00fa innr\u00e1s b\u00fain.<\/p>\n

Finnur t\u00f3k sig s\u00ed\u00f0an til og skr\u00fafa\u00f0i d\u00f3sina af og reyndi a\u00f0 fylla upp \u00ed \u00feau g\u00f6t sem hann s\u00e1. N\u00fa er s\u00ed\u00f0an spurning hvort vi\u00f0 reynum eitthva\u00f0 drast\u00edskara eins og a\u00f0 kaupa amm\u00f3n\u00edak mauraf\u00e6\u00f0u \u00ed \u00feeirri von a\u00f0 gera \u00fat af vi\u00f0 drottninguna. N\u00fa er ma\u00f0ur or\u00f0inn svo heila\u00feveginn af Disney og \u00f6llum mauramyndunum a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur kennir h\u00e1lft \u00ed hvoru \u00ed brj\u00f3sti um greyin svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki alveg komin ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0a \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1l. Vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1um hva\u00f0 setur.<\/p>\n

Hr. Bjarki<\/i>
Herra Bjarki er allur a\u00f0 koma til eftir veikindi s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku. Reyndar greindist hann me\u00f0 \u00ferusk (thrush) \u00e1 sunnudaginn sem er tilkominn \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 pensill\u00edni\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja hans venjulega sveppa-varnarkerfi \u00ed r\u00fast. \u00cd dag er hann \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00fdrustillandi lyf fyrir magann, pensill\u00edn og sveppalyf \u00ed munninn. S\u00ed\u00f0asta framt\u00f6nnin var svo \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni ni\u00f0ur alla veikindavikuna og \u00e9g held a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 loksins b\u00fain a\u00f0 bora sig \u00fat \u00ed gegnum holdi\u00f0 n\u00fana. Gaman, gaman!<\/p>\n

\u00deess fyrir utan \u00fe\u00e1 er hann n\u00fana farinn a\u00f0 fara alla lei\u00f0 upp \u00ed standandi st\u00f6\u00f0u. Hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera uppr\u00e9ttur \u00e1 hnj\u00e1num, en n\u00fana getur hann fari\u00f0 alla lei\u00f0ina upp – svona stundum. Helst hefur hann veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 standa upp vi\u00f0 s\u00f3fann og leikbor\u00f0i\u00f0 sitt. Um daginn f\u00f3r hann upp fimm tr\u00f6ppur og \u00fea\u00f0 fer \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0a a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum a\u00f0 draga fram stigahli\u00f0in. Ekki gaman \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n

L\u00f6ng helgi framundan<\/i>
\u00c1 morgun, mi\u00f0vikudag hefjast starfsdagar leiksk\u00f3lans og standa \u00fat vikuna. Finnur er \u00fev\u00ed b\u00fainn a\u00f0 taka s\u00e9r fr\u00ed og plani\u00f0 er a\u00f0 fara \u00ed dagsfer\u00f0ir me\u00f0 krakkana svo a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 myglum ekki endanlega inni \u00ed h\u00fasi. Inn \u00e1 milli \u00e6tlum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 setja upp “pleideit” l\u00edka.<\/p>\n

Annars datt okkur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 keyra loksins ni\u00f0ur til LA og heims\u00e6kja fr\u00e6nku m\u00edna og fj\u00f6lskyldu, en \u00fe\u00e1 hitti svo illa \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feau ver\u00f0a l\u00edti\u00f0 heima vi\u00f0 n\u00e6stu daga! \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski bara eins gott \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i teki\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 nokku\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 keyra su\u00f0ureftir og aftur til baka. Vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um l\u00edklega gert \u00feetta a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ld-fer\u00f0 til a\u00f0 krakkarnir g\u00e6tu bara sofi\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i \u00fe\u00fdtt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00e1 lei\u00f0arenda fyrr en eftir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, \u00e6tli vi\u00f0 reynum bara ekki a\u00f0 b\u00f3ka \u00f3d\u00fdrt flug s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00ed haust.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Snorra-“fl\u00e6-b\u00e6”Hann Snorri hennar Gu\u00f0r\u00fanar og fyrrverandi Kaliforn\u00edub\u00fai kom \u00ed stutta heims\u00f3kn til okkar \u00e1 f\u00f6studeginum. Hann haf\u00f0i eytt vikunni \u00ed Los Angeles \u00e1 Siggraph r\u00e1\u00f0stefnunni og nota\u00f0i t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 heilsa upp \u00e1 gamla vini \u00e1 bakalei\u00f0inni. \u00c1 laugardeginum f\u00f3r hann me\u00f0 Finni og \u00d6nnu \u00ed stuttan verslunart\u00far (en ekki hva\u00f0?) og s\u00ed\u00f0an eyddum vi\u00f0Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}