J\u00f3la-j\u00f3la<\/b>
Heil vika \u00feotin hj\u00e1, tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed varla a\u00f0 j\u00f3lin s\u00e9u \u00ed n\u00e6stu viku!! Okkur t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 skella upp j\u00f3laskrauti um helgina og skreyttum meiri a\u00f0 segja litla lifandi j\u00f3latr\u00e9i\u00f0. Eftir \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00edfsraun veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 lifandi bl\u00e1greni STINGA! \u00c1ix12 segi \u00e9g bara eftir j\u00f3lak\u00falurnar t\u00f3lf.<\/p>\n
Svo b\u00f6ku\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Anna eina sm\u00e1k\u00f6kutegund (s\u00fakkula\u00f0ibitak\u00f6ku-uppskrift fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed fyrra), skutlu\u00f0umst \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0arfer\u00f0 og keyptum r\u00fa\u00f0u\u00feurrkur \u00e1 b\u00edlinn \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ekki rignt s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed ma\u00ed og g\u00famm\u00edi\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00fdtt. Anna var alveg gapandi yfir j\u00f3laskrautinu, og \u00e9g er ekki viss hva\u00f0 gerist \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur teki\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
Krakkarnir<\/b>
Af kr\u00f6kkunum er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 Bjarki er aaaalveg a\u00f0 f\u00e1 jaxl \u00ed ne\u00f0ri g\u00f3m en g\u00f3murinn neitar a\u00f0 hleypa honum \u00ed gegn um sig. Hann er farinn a\u00f0 herma svol\u00edti\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem vi\u00f0 segjum, og mig grunar a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 stundum a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 tala (dudda!) en \u00e9g er samt aldrei alveg viss.<\/p>\n
Anna S\u00f3lr\u00fan er a\u00f0 fikra sig \u00e1fram \u00ed heiminum og stendur uppi \u00ed h\u00e1rinu \u00e1 kennurunum s\u00ednum. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki \u00f3l\u00edkt m\u00f3\u00f0ur hennar sem m\u00e6tti galv\u00f6sk me\u00f0 Walkman (fer\u00f0akassettut\u00e6ki + heyrnat\u00f3l) \u00ed lok 12 \u00e1ra bekks og hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 hann \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 gera verkefni. \u00c9g tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed ekki enn \u00ed dag a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi komist upp me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00edl\u00edka \u00f3sv\u00edfni!<\/p>\n
Ah, \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 skrifa ni\u00f0ur nokkrar skemmtis\u00f6gur af \u00d6nnu af leiksk\u00f3lanum \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g gleymi \u00feeim. Flestar s\u00f6gurnar eru til komnar af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Anna er ein af kannski tveimur kr\u00f6kkum sem eru h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 sofa eftir h\u00e1degi \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lanum, og henni hundlei\u00f0ist \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed hv\u00edlut\u00edmanum. Oftar en ekki hefur h\u00fan veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 l\u00e6ti, g\u00f3l og \u00fdl, og \u00fea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna margar lei\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 hafa ofan af fyrir henni. Sem stendur er h\u00fan \u00e1 \u00feeim s\u00e9r-samning a\u00f0 ef h\u00fan er r\u00f3leg \u00e1 me\u00f0an allir hinir sofna, \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 h\u00fan fara yfir \u00ed “lista-st\u00fad\u00ed\u00f3i\u00f0” og f\u00f6ndra \u00fear. Sem stendur er h\u00fan a\u00f0 b\u00faa til miki\u00f0 v\u00edra-listaverk og vonandi n\u00e6 \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka af \u00fev\u00ed mynd br\u00e1\u00f0um.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0. H\u00e9r koma \u00ferj\u00fa d\u00e6mi:
a) Eftir v\u00f6rnina flutti \u00e9g \u00far svefnherberginu hennar \u00d6nnu aftur \u00ed hj\u00f3naherbergi\u00f0 (\u00fear sem Bjarki sefur), enda ekki lengur \u00fe\u00f6rf \u00e1 eins g\u00f3\u00f0um svefni. Ein kennslukonan vissi af \u00feessu og \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 athuga hvort a\u00f0 Anna \u00feyrfti einhvern til a\u00f0 liggja hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r svo h\u00fan g\u00e6ti hv\u00edlt sig. Kennarinn n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed d\u00fdnu og teppi og lag\u00f0ist ni\u00f0ur hj\u00e1 \u00d6nnu sem vissi ekki alveg hva\u00f0an \u00e1 hana st\u00f3\u00f0 ve\u00f0ri\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Anna spur\u00f0i kennarann hva\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri eiginlega a\u00f0 gera. Kennarinn sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 hv\u00edla sig me\u00f0 henni, og \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f3k Anna upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 laga teppi\u00f0 hennar. Eftir sm\u00e1 stund heyrist \u00ed \u00d6nnu: “Liz, \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt aldrei eftir a\u00f0 sofna ef \u00fe\u00fa heldur \u00e1fram a\u00f0 blikka augunum svona.” \u00dear me\u00f0 gafst Liz upp og Anna vann \u00fe\u00e1 atl\u00f6gu. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
b) Anna S\u00f3lr\u00fan var b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 miki\u00f0 m\u00fa\u00f0ur, kalla\u00f0i einn kennarann “mean” og \u00fear fram eftir g\u00f6tunum (j\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 byrjar snemma). Eftir miki\u00f0 japl jaml og fu\u00f0ur, kom a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tala um hva\u00f0 Anna vildi gera eftir l\u00farin og snarli\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 heyrist \u00ed \u00d6nnu “\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 gera ekkert.” Kennarinn l\u00e9t hana standa vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ru or\u00f0in og h\u00fan f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 h\u00faka uppi \u00e1 s\u00f3fa \u00fear sem h\u00fan l\u00fdsti \u00fev\u00ed yfir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 gera ekkert. Nokkrum m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar var h\u00fan sofnu\u00f0…<\/p>\n
c) \u00der\u00edr krakkar voru a\u00f0 leika m\u00f6mmu\/pabba\/litla barni\u00f0 leik \u00feegar \u00d6nnu dr\u00edfur a\u00f0. Litla barni\u00f0 er vafi\u00f0 inn \u00ed m\u00f6rg teppi, eins og gengur og gerist. Anna byrjar strax a\u00f0 skipa fyrir og sem part af \u00fev\u00ed hr\u00f3par h\u00fan \u00e1 teppahr\u00faguna af \u00f6llum krafti. Einn kennarinn tekur hana til hli\u00f0ar og bi\u00f0ur hana a\u00f0 hr\u00f3pa ekki svona \u00e1 litla barni\u00f0. Kennarinn segir vi\u00f0 \u00d6nnu: “\u00de\u00fa \u00e1tt ekki a\u00f0 hr\u00f3pa \u00e1 l\u00edtil b\u00f6rn, myndir\u00f0u hr\u00f3pa svona \u00e1 litla br\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00feinn?” Anna svarar “\u00c9g myndi gera \u00fea\u00f0 ef hann heyr\u00f0i ekki neitt.”<\/p>\n
\u00c1huga-p\u00e6lingar<\/b> \u00de\u00e1ttar\u00f6\u00f0in f\u00f3r hins vegar hratt ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 vi\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e6stu ser\u00edu, og h\u00e6gt og r\u00f3lega f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 hra\u00f0sp\u00f3la \u00ed gegnum \u00fe\u00e6ttina. Fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki vita \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1ttar\u00f6\u00f0 um f\u00f3lk me\u00f0 ofurhetju-h\u00e6fileika. \u00dea\u00f0 koma margar s\u00f6gupers\u00f3nur vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu, en oft tengjast \u00fe\u00e6r l\u00edti\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 hver \u00fe\u00e1ttur er eins og samansafn af nokkrum s\u00f6gum. \u00dear sem \u00e9g hra\u00f0sp\u00f3la\u00f0i (e\u00f0a hra\u00f0-smellti) \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i mestan \u00e1huga \u00e1 einni s\u00f6gunni, e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur einni s\u00f6guhetjunni, sem s\u00ed\u00f0ar leiddi til \u00e1huga \u00e1 leikaranum sj\u00e1lfum.<\/p>\n \u00de\u00e1 f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 velta fyrir m\u00e9r – hva\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sem veldur \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r \u00e1huga \u00e1 einhverju\/einhverjum? Hva\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sem kallar til manns og segir “v\u00f3, sj\u00e1\u00f0u mig?”. \u00dea\u00f0 sem meira er \u00fe\u00e1 ger\u00f0ist eitthva\u00f0 mj\u00f6g svipa\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 Doctor Who<\/a> – sagan, svo s\u00f6guhetjan, svo leikarinn. \u00dea\u00f0 sem kom m\u00e9r hins vegar \u00e1 \u00f3vart var a\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g bar saman \u00feessa tvo leikara sem m\u00e9r fannst \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ir komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir \u00e1ttu margt sameiginlegt. <\/p>\n Hvernig stendur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hausinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r pikkar \u00fat f\u00f3lk me\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0na eiginleika og merkir \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 “check this out”? Hvernig stendur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sumt f\u00f3lk talar til manns, en ekki anna\u00f0? Af hverju valdi \u00e9g John Taylor<\/a> frekar en Simon Le Bon<\/a> \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma? Eru \u00e1kve\u00f0nar grunntegundir stimpla\u00f0ar inn \u00ed hausinn \u00e1 f\u00f3lki? Breytist smekkur manns e\u00f0a mun \u00e9g a\u00f0 eil\u00edfu amen f\u00e1 ping \u00ed hausinn fr\u00e1 sams konar f\u00f3lki? E\u00f0a er \u00feetta bara eitthva\u00f0 skemmtibransa-trikk? Hmmm…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" J\u00f3la-j\u00f3laHeil vika \u00feotin hj\u00e1, tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed varla a\u00f0 j\u00f3lin s\u00e9u \u00ed n\u00e6stu viku!! Okkur t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 skella upp j\u00f3laskrauti um helgina og skreyttum meiri a\u00f0 segja litla lifandi j\u00f3latr\u00e9i\u00f0. Eftir \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00edfsraun veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 lifandi bl\u00e1greni STINGA! \u00c1ix12 segi \u00e9g bara eftir j\u00f3lak\u00falurnar t\u00f3lf. Svo b\u00f6ku\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Anna eina sm\u00e1k\u00f6kutegund (s\u00fakkula\u00f0ibitak\u00f6ku-uppskrift fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00edRead more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u00c9g t\u00f3k mig til og datt inn \u00ed n\u00fdja sj\u00f3nvarpsser\u00edu \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku. \u00cd \u00feetta sinn var Heroes<\/a> fyrir valinu \u00fev\u00ed aldrei \u00feessu vant var alla \u00fe\u00e6ttina a\u00f0 finna l\u00f6glega \u00e1 Netflix Instant Watch (\u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e1 netinu). \u00c9g s\u00f6kk hratt og vel inn \u00ed \u00feann heim, vakti tv\u00e6r n\u00e6tur \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 til fj\u00f6gur og kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i fyrstu ser\u00edu (23 \u00fe\u00e6ttir, 43 m\u00edn \u00e1 lengd) \u00e1 \u00feremur d\u00f6gum.<\/p>\n