Minna skemmtileg umr\u00e6\u00f0uefni<\/b>
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\u00cd \u00feetta sinn st\u00f3\u00f0u tveir drengir fyrir skrifstofuumr\u00e6\u00f0u dagsins. Malas\u00edski skrifstofuf\u00e9laginn minn kom me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 kenningu a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hollt a\u00f0 beita drengi l\u00edkamlegri refsingu \u00e1 milli \u00ferett\u00e1n og \u00e1tj\u00e1n \u00e1ra aldurs. \u00deeir v\u00e6ru me\u00f0 svoddan l\u00e6ti \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rum og hef\u00f0u gott af kinnhesti h\u00e9r og \u00fear til a\u00f0 koma \u00feeim \u00e1 r\u00e9ttan sp\u00f6l. A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00e6tti \u00feetta bara vi\u00f0 drengi og bara \u00e1 \u00e1runum milli \u00ferett\u00e1n og \u00e1tj\u00e1n… Vi\u00f0 hin reyndum okkar besta til a\u00f0 telja hann ofan af \u00feessari b\u00f6lvu\u00f0u vitleysu, enda \u00e9g \u00e1 \u00feeirri sko\u00f0un a\u00f0 ofbeldi kenni bara meira ofbeldi og \u00fea\u00f0 lei\u00f0i til algj\u00f6rs rugls, en h\u00f6f\u00f0um (grunar mig) ekki erindi sem erfi\u00f0i. Hann sag\u00f0ist ekki hafa veri\u00f0 laminn sj\u00e1lfur – en \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feetta g\u00f3\u00f0 hugmynd.<\/p>\n
\u00dat fr\u00e1 \u00feessu spratt s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00f6rsk\u00f6mm umr\u00e6\u00f0a um umskorningu drengja, sem er mj\u00f6g mj\u00f6g almenn \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum og me\u00f0al gy\u00f0inga og m\u00faslima, sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 afar margir af \u00feeim drengjum sem \u00e9g \u00feekki eru umskornir. Fr\u00e1 s\u00f6mu umr\u00e6\u00f0ua\u00f0ilum og \u00e1\u00f0ur f\u00e9kk \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 upp a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera ekki umskorinn \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fea\u00f0 sama og “\u00f3hreinindi”… Einn sem er sonur l\u00e6knis haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ru heilsusamlegra. \u00c9g benti \u00e1 a\u00f0 varla er til umskorinn karlma\u00f0ur \u00ed Evr\u00f3pu og ekki eru neinir typpa-sj\u00fakd\u00f3ma-faraldar \u00fear, amk ekki meira en \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum, en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti ekki n\u00f3gu sannf\u00e6randi. R\u00f6kin me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta minnki tilfinninguna \u00ed fremsta parti typpisins \u00fe\u00f3ttu heldur ekki merkileg…<\/p>\n
Til a\u00f0 gera daginn enn\u00fe\u00e1 betri \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e1 \u00e9g af og til fyrir m\u00e9r l\u00edtil typpi \u00e1 n\u00fdf\u00e6ddum str\u00e1kum \u00fea\u00f0 sem eftir var dagsins (\u00e9g hef sko skipt \u00e1 m\u00f6rgum m\u00f6rgum bleium um \u00e6vina) og hvernig \u00fea\u00f0 myndi vera a\u00f0 horfa upp \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 skori\u00f0 af \u00feeim… *hrollur, vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0ur, gremja, \u00f3gle\u00f0i*…. \ud83d\ude41 Af hverju gerir f\u00f3lk \u00feetta?!??!?!?!? \u00c6tli \u00feeir geti samt ekki pr\u00edsa\u00f0 sig s\u00e6la fyrir a\u00f0 ekki er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 skera miki\u00f0 af \u00feeim \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 skera \u00ed \u00fevagr\u00e1sina – \u00f6fugt vi\u00f0 st\u00falkub\u00f6rn sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 skera \u00ed t\u00e6tlur \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 lenda \u00ed miklum hremmingum \u00fat af \u00fevagr\u00e1sinni… \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mi\u00f0vikudagur 29. jan\u00faar 2003 Minna skemmtileg umr\u00e6\u00f0uefni \u00cd \u00feetta sinn st\u00f3\u00f0u tveir drengir fyrir skrifstofuumr\u00e6\u00f0u dagsins. Malas\u00edski skrifstofuf\u00e9laginn minn kom me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 kenningu a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hollt a\u00f0 beita drengi l\u00edkamlegri refsingu \u00e1 milli \u00ferett\u00e1n og \u00e1tj\u00e1n \u00e1ra aldurs. \u00deeir v\u00e6ru me\u00f0 svoddan l\u00e6ti \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rum og hef\u00f0u gott af kinnhesti h\u00e9r og \u00fearRead more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-container col-md-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrefna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}